I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
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