How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
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