I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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