It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
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