I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
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