great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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