i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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