haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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