can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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