who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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