We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
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