Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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