I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
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