This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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