omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
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