Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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