I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
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