vagina is talking i cant
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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