Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Randomize
