the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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