How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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