Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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