I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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