as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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