You really coming over, don't trick.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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