Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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