My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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