so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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