STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
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