dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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