i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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