shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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