what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
Shame is for Republicans.
Randomize
