How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
her vagine was all disorganized.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Randomize
