That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
You can't special order awesome
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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