:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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