my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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