the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
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