If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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