check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
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