i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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