Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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