Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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