how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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