Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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