But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I just counted my steps so I know when you start looking for you on my way back from the bathroom
You know how us drunks love counting steps
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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