TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
Randomize
