Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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