Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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