im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
she pinky promised me she was 18
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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