these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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